Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all. I did movie star impressions as a kid in high read more

Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all. I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.

Little Falls Community Schools is here for the kids. We will stand up and be counted,

Little Falls Community Schools is here for the kids. We will stand up and be counted,

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it read more

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

Music is the social act of communication among people, a gesture of friendship, the strongest there is.

Music is the social act of communication among people, a gesture of friendship, the strongest there is.

Apes do it. Scorpions do it. Fireflies do it,

Apes do it. Scorpions do it. Fireflies do it,

War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it.

War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it.

We take our hats off to them. Hey, you take it like a man.

We take our hats off to them. Hey, you take it like a man.

Our patience wasn't there and the tempo and continuity in our offense was off.

Our patience wasn't there and the tempo and continuity in our offense was off.

It's a beautiful thriller, very, very well written, ... I don't go to work unless I feel I really have read more

It's a beautiful thriller, very, very well written, ... I don't go to work unless I feel I really have a story that would be interesting to tell.