I watch a lot of news shows and I love Nick at Night, and the Comedy Channel.

I watch a lot of news shows and I love Nick at Night, and the Comedy Channel.

We haven't seen the new study yet, and we're not in the habit of prejudging these sorts of things. (But) read more

We haven't seen the new study yet, and we're not in the habit of prejudging these sorts of things. (But) we haven't seen a reason to doubt Dr. Ramey's work.

People will be able to actually walk where the villagers walked and explore the mound.

People will be able to actually walk where the villagers walked and explore the mound.

We purposely created Bob out of the ashes of George. I would be insane not to measure things against 'Seinfeld.' read more

We purposely created Bob out of the ashes of George. I would be insane not to measure things against 'Seinfeld.' I've stolen as much of the 'Seinfeld' crew as I could to give me a hedge.

I'm just extremely happy to win the championship with the second quickest car,

I'm just extremely happy to win the championship with the second quickest car,

We pay for it from the student activity fee and the regular CRC budget process.

We pay for it from the student activity fee and the regular CRC budget process.

Please provide the date of your death.
(From An IRS Letter)

Please provide the date of your death.
(From An IRS Letter)

It would be a good move to endorse the first African-American presiding officer and an Italian-Irish soccer mom from Great read more

It would be a good move to endorse the first African-American presiding officer and an Italian-Irish soccer mom from Great Neck. We're poster children for the New York State Democratic primary voters.

I think we can be more efficient in some ways, especially offensively. Wally is such an efficient player, he scores read more

I think we can be more efficient in some ways, especially offensively. Wally is such an efficient player, he scores with fewer shots.