(S)ex scenes and bathroom jokes are my bread and butter.

(S)ex scenes and bathroom jokes are my bread and butter.

I am not sure people realize how big it is to be at the top of the pyramid.

I am not sure people realize how big it is to be at the top of the pyramid.

[ELIZABETH TOWNSHIP-] I didn't know what it was first time I saw it, ... My fiancé pulled up about half read more

[ELIZABETH TOWNSHIP-] I didn't know what it was first time I saw it, ... My fiancé pulled up about half way in the driveway and shouted 'Quick! Get a camera.'

In communities where men build ships for their own sons to fish or fight from, quality is never a problem.

In communities where men build ships for their own sons to fish or fight from, quality is never a problem.

Repartee is perfect when it effects its purpose with a double edge. It is the highest order of wit, as read more

Repartee is perfect when it effects its purpose with a double edge. It is the highest order of wit, as it indicates the coolest yet quickest exercise of genius, at a moment when the passions are roused.

Anyone in law enforcement can tell you that our work to combat the problems of underage drinking has to start read more

Anyone in law enforcement can tell you that our work to combat the problems of underage drinking has to start with prevention.

He is a ball hog, plain and simple. He could probably be our best player on offense, but we need read more

He is a ball hog, plain and simple. He could probably be our best player on offense, but we need him over there on defense.

If they haven't complied with the legislation, it's an honest mistake, and we will comply.

If they haven't complied with the legislation, it's an honest mistake, and we will comply.

The manufacturers printed a few more and the scarcity left the hobby. Very few cards printed in 1991 are valuable read more

The manufacturers printed a few more and the scarcity left the hobby. Very few cards printed in 1991 are valuable today. They were mass-produced.