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    Why, Madam, do you know there are upward of thirty yards of bowels squeezed underneath that girdle of your daughter's? Go home and cut it; let Nature have fair play, and you will have no need of my advice.

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Going in, I knew I wasn't one of the top ones, because I didn't even make the pre-season All-American team. read more

Going in, I knew I wasn't one of the top ones, because I didn't even make the pre-season All-American team. That shows you what people thought of me right there, so I knew I had to go to work.

by Marcus Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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(Of all my field goals), I'm proudest of that kick today. I can honestly say that.

(Of all my field goals), I'm proudest of that kick today. I can honestly say that.

by David Akers Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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That was a (missed assignment). The guy was holding him, man, but you can't wait on a ref to make read more

That was a (missed assignment). The guy was holding him, man, but you can't wait on a ref to make the play. The cat safety didn't get outside. He failed, we all failed.

by Gaines Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I don't want to read what is going to slide down easily; there has to be some crunch, a certain read more

I don't want to read what is going to slide down easily; there has to be some crunch, a certain amount of resilience.

by John Ashbery Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It's absolutely devastating, ... It's one
thing to see it on TV, and it's another to talk to a read more

It's absolutely devastating, ... It's one
thing to see it on TV, and it's another to talk to a mom and dad and
children who have lost everything.

by Diane Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Although I personally feel quite comfortable with the machines at this point, I know that many in our community want read more

Although I personally feel quite comfortable with the machines at this point, I know that many in our community want to have that added comfort of having that paper trail.

by Arthur Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Anytime you give up one run in Coors Field you expect to win a ball game. It just shows how read more

Anytime you give up one run in Coors Field you expect to win a ball game. It just shows how well Myers pitched.

by Garrett Atkins Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's read more

A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'. So he kicks over the garbage can and says 'That's Punk?', and I say 'No, that's trend!'

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It's just been incredible. The changes in him have just been amazing.

It's just been incredible. The changes in him have just been amazing.

by Kelly Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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