Bart [Simpson] gets away with doing the things we all wish we could get away with.

Bart [Simpson] gets away with doing the things we all wish we could get away with.

It's an enjoyable experience to make a difference, ... They [volunteers] are actually getting dirty. They're using their hearts, their read more

It's an enjoyable experience to make a difference, ... They [volunteers] are actually getting dirty. They're using their hearts, their hands and their heads to make a difference.

Everytime you turn around, you see another kid you've never seen before riding on a sidewalk. We need a place read more

Everytime you turn around, you see another kid you've never seen before riding on a sidewalk. We need a place for them.

We are going to sit down with our legal counsel and sort out the ramifications of this ruling.

We are going to sit down with our legal counsel and sort out the ramifications of this ruling.

Even critics of the economy say we are resilient. We are more than resilient, we are tough.

Even critics of the economy say we are resilient. We are more than resilient, we are tough.

After months of lies, the president has given millions of people around the world reason to doubt that he has read more

After months of lies, the president has given millions of people around the world reason to doubt that he has sent Americans into battle for the right reasons, ... The fact that Americans are expressing these doubts shows that the president is losing his ability to lead. If the president refuses to resign for the sake of the nation, I believe he should be impeached and face Senate trial.

A long and wicked life followed by five minutes of perfect grace gets you into Heaven. An equally long life read more

A long and wicked life followed by five minutes of perfect grace gets you into Heaven. An equally long life of decent living and good works followed by one outburst of taking the name of the Lord in vain—then have a heart attack at that moment and be damned for eternity. Is that the system?

Why did I spend all these years playing boring Europeans? I was made for action movies.

Why did I spend all these years playing boring Europeans? I was made for action movies.

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . . the other eight are unimportant.

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . . the other eight are unimportant.