Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all. I did movie star impressions as a kid in high read more

Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all. I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.

I've been under intense pressure to come back to work, but the best my colleagues can do is a backroom read more

I've been under intense pressure to come back to work, but the best my colleagues can do is a backroom deal.

People at the seminars will learn about the tools of estate planning in the other topics. I'll provide a checklist read more

People at the seminars will learn about the tools of estate planning in the other topics. I'll provide a checklist of what they need to do once they get home to actually make those happen. They need to be able to walk away from this with everything they need to do this.

Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision.

Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision.

I expect he will be set free soon, but not within days.

I expect he will be set free soon, but not within days.

We want to avoid a property owner using sewer availability as leverage to get more units with the county.

We want to avoid a property owner using sewer availability as leverage to get more units with the county.

When ice is real hard, it shatters and you can get microscopic shards of ice. You don't want them in read more

When ice is real hard, it shatters and you can get microscopic shards of ice. You don't want them in your eyes.

Our project will bring a Las Vegas, New York and Miami/style atmosphere to Orlando and people seem to find it read more

Our project will bring a Las Vegas, New York and Miami/style atmosphere to Orlando and people seem to find it appealing. They're voicing their approval with their check book.

While we are under the tyranny of Priests [...] it will ever be their interest, to invalidate the law of read more

While we are under the tyranny of Priests [...] it will ever be their interest, to invalidate the law of nature and reason, in order to establish systems incompatible therewith.