He did good, but we teased him in the second half when he got barbecued.

He did good, but we teased him in the second half when he got barbecued.

Lent is a time of prayer, but not for gloomy faces. Some people choose to give things up, but that's read more

Lent is a time of prayer, but not for gloomy faces. Some people choose to give things up, but that's a matter of personal piety. Many parishioners choose to add something, like prayer or extra worship services, or take on a cause.

Remember one thing about democracy. We can have anything we want and at the same time, we always end up read more

Remember one thing about democracy. We can have anything we want and at the same time, we always end up with exactly what we deserve.

Persons who are born too soon or born too late seldom achieve the eminence of those who are born at read more

Persons who are born too soon or born too late seldom achieve the eminence of those who are born at the right time.

With a goalkeeper you can name a replacement for two weeks and just keep extending it from that point.

With a goalkeeper you can name a replacement for two weeks and just keep extending it from that point.

The alligator's popular. We're the only Cajun booth out here, and people like Cajun food.

The alligator's popular. We're the only Cajun booth out here, and people like Cajun food.

I have an education degree from the University of Minnesota, and I was a teacher for about a minute.

I have an education degree from the University of Minnesota, and I was a teacher for about a minute.

Property is not the sacred right. When a rich man becomes poor it is a misfortune, it is not a read more

Property is not the sacred right. When a rich man becomes poor it is a misfortune, it is not a moral evil. When a poor man becomes destitute, it is a moral evil, teeming with consequences and injurious to society and morality.

The early bird gets the worm.

The early bird gets the worm.