We are coming down from our pedestal and up from the laundry room

We are coming down from our pedestal and up from the laundry room

He did good, but we teased him in the second half when he got barbecued.

He did good, but we teased him in the second half when he got barbecued.

Wretched excess is an unfortunate human trait that turns a perfectly good idea such as Christmas into a frenzy of read more

Wretched excess is an unfortunate human trait that turns a perfectly good idea such as Christmas into a frenzy of last-minute shopping.

A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's read more

A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'. So he kicks over the garbage can and says 'That's Punk?', and I say 'No, that's trend!'

The conditions at Oakley and Columbia are unconscionable, ... This is no way to set juvenile offenders on the course read more

The conditions at Oakley and Columbia are unconscionable, ... This is no way to set juvenile offenders on the course to law-abiding and productive lives.

For them to begin to see ACS as a more positive presence in the communities _ that's huge progress. We read more

For them to begin to see ACS as a more positive presence in the communities _ that's huge progress. We sit now right on the cusp of losing that if we're not careful.

American people have the ability to laugh at themselves. It is one of the things that makes this country the read more

American people have the ability to laugh at themselves. It is one of the things that makes this country the great country that it is.

We're better than Belgium

We're better than Belgium

If I could trace my origins to Judas Maccabaeus or King David, that would not add one inch to my read more

If I could trace my origins to Judas Maccabaeus or King David, that would not add one inch to my stature. It may well be that many East European Jews are descended from Khazars, I may be one of them. Who knows? And who cares?