There are two kinds of totally unacceptable employees -- those who can't do what they're told and those who can't read more

There are two kinds of totally unacceptable employees -- those who can't do what they're told and those who can't do anything else.

We consider them to be part of the team.

We consider them to be part of the team.

The poem is sad because it wants to be yours, and cannot be.

The poem is sad because it wants to be yours, and cannot be.

I think the division race will come down to the final week.

I think the division race will come down to the final week.

It’s risky in a marriage for a man to come home too late, but it can sometimes pose an even read more

It’s risky in a marriage for a man to come home too late, but it can sometimes pose an even greater risk if he comes home too early.

Come on. I got drunk when I was like 5.

Come on. I got drunk when I was like 5.

We have received the resignation letter from Duran, effective on August 31, and today the president designated Carlos Marin to read more

We have received the resignation letter from Duran, effective on August 31, and today the president designated Carlos Marin to be acting United States commissioner.

If you kayak down Yucca Pen, it looks fine. The problem is its drainage area has been platted for development, read more

If you kayak down Yucca Pen, it looks fine. The problem is its drainage area has been platted for development, so it drains a much larger upland area.

I totally have a fear of getting cancer or a tumor, ... I always feel like I gotta get checked read more

I totally have a fear of getting cancer or a tumor, ... I always feel like I gotta get checked out.