Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee.
Unfortunately, she was just coming home.

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee.
Unfortunately, she was just coming home.

When I hear somebody sigh that "Life is hard," I am always
tempted to ask, "Compared to what?".

When I hear somebody sigh that "Life is hard," I am always
tempted to ask, "Compared to what?".

Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is
regret for the things we did not read more

Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is
regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable.

When your self-worth goes up, your net worth goes up with it.

When your self-worth goes up, your net worth goes up with it.

An optimist is a driver who thinks that empty space at the curb won't have a hydrant beside it.

An optimist is a driver who thinks that empty space at the curb won't have a hydrant beside it.

Leaders must invoke an alchemy of great vision.

Leaders must invoke an alchemy of great vision.

You cannot be wimpy out there on the dream-seeking trail. Dare to break through barriers, to find your own path.

You cannot be wimpy out there on the dream-seeking trail. Dare to break through barriers, to find your own path.

A team is a team is a team. Shakespeare said that many times.

A team is a team is a team. Shakespeare said that many times.