Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I read more

Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I went to visit Mable.' (George) 'Yeah, so?' (Gracie) 'WELL, you told me to take her flowers!'

The idea was to show that if his privacy wasn't safe, none of ours were, and it clearly proved the read more

The idea was to show that if his privacy wasn't safe, none of ours were, and it clearly proved the point.

Conglomerates and cyclical companies have been on the spot lately and after today's industrial data, they once again became a read more

Conglomerates and cyclical companies have been on the spot lately and after today's industrial data, they once again became a good buying opportunity. But the trading is volatile and a bit distorted given the options expiration.

Big energy lobbyists may be cheering the bill's enactment, but ordinary Americans had better hold fast to their wallets, ... read more

Big energy lobbyists may be cheering the bill's enactment, but ordinary Americans had better hold fast to their wallets, ... As gasoline prices careen out of control, the bill keeps America speeding down the wrong road toward more oil consumption, more drilling, and more pollution.

In fact, it tends to argue the opposite.

In fact, it tends to argue the opposite.

He threw threw the crap out of the ball in that pen. We have to wait to see how he read more

He threw threw the crap out of the ball in that pen. We have to wait to see how he is today, but right now I'd be very surprised if he doesn't make the start Saturday.

It's a way of life, not just a job. You have to want to do it.

It's a way of life, not just a job. You have to want to do it.

The government didn't present any case, they just wanted it to appear like they did.

The government didn't present any case, they just wanted it to appear like they did.

When you come back from injuries like this the actual injury is fine - it's just nagging soreness coming back. read more

When you come back from injuries like this the actual injury is fine - it's just nagging soreness coming back. I'm feeling good and close to 100 percent. If we feel that I'm ready, I'm going to go and give as much as I can. Hopefully that's the case.