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Why be concerned? There's a lot of baseball left to play. We haven't pressed all year so there's no reason read more

Why be concerned? There's a lot of baseball left to play. We haven't pressed all year so there's no reason to start now.

by Garret Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Every eight minutes, someone has sex with an animal...and you wonder why the attack you. Because of that man, and read more

Every eight minutes, someone has sex with an animal...and you wonder why the attack you. Because of that man, and its up to me and a half mexican to stop him!

by Dave Attell Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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When I investigate and when I discover that the forces of the heavens and the planets are within ourselves, then read more

When I investigate and when I discover that the forces of the heavens and the planets are within ourselves, then truly I seem to be living among the gods.

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Of course, when they had their best years, they never quite got it done. They went (to the Super Bowl) read more

Of course, when they had their best years, they never quite got it done. They went (to the Super Bowl) four times, but never won. They're starved up there.

by Bill Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Life for me has been exactly what I thought it would be, a cake, which I have eaten and had read more

Life for me has been exactly what I thought it would be, a cake, which I have eaten and had too

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Water influences where we develop projects. When there's no way to make water work, we move on.

Water influences where we develop projects. When there's no way to make water work, we move on.

by Mary Alexander Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I really used to be more of an offensive player, ... But people kept getting bigger, so now I'm more read more

I really used to be more of an offensive player, ... But people kept getting bigger, so now I'm more defensive-minded.

by Jose Alvarado Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The worst thing that can happen is when the bull jumps, he sets you up so that you lean way read more

The worst thing that can happen is when the bull jumps, he sets you up so that you lean way back,

by Don Andrews Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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On the surface, she appears to be a monster but in fact she is kind and sweet and misunderstood.

On the surface, she appears to be a monster but in fact she is kind and sweet and misunderstood.

by John August Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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