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    Always point your finger at the chest of the person with whom you are being photographed. You will appear dynamic. And no photo editor can crop you from the picture.

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We are all shopping in the same stores, so if someone hoards the toilet paper, there's less for us.

We are all shopping in the same stores, so if someone hoards the toilet paper, there's less for us.

by Jason Alderman Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Confusion is an often too subtle sign of paranoia.

Confusion is an often too subtle sign of paranoia.

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The crucial thing for genocide is that you have to show a special kind of intent to implement genocide.

The crucial thing for genocide is that you have to show a special kind of intent to implement genocide.

by Janet Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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some people who have same-sex attraction have changed…and instead have successfully actualized their heterosexual potential and are now ex-gay.

some people who have same-sex attraction have changed…and instead have successfully actualized their heterosexual potential and are now ex-gay.

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Mia: I'll just be hanging round the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed.

Mia: I'll just be hanging round the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed.

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Our best player was hanging his head. He thought we had already lost. I got four steals and we ended read more

Our best player was hanging his head. He thought we had already lost. I got four steals and we ended up winning the game.

by Andre Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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If you look at the company's track record, it's hard to argue with. Over the last decade, they've been consistently read more

If you look at the company's track record, it's hard to argue with. Over the last decade, they've been consistently the fastest-growing RV manufacturer.

by Ed Aaron Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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All I wanted was a refund, but instead we got treated like criminals. They made my wife cry on her read more

All I wanted was a refund, but instead we got treated like criminals. They made my wife cry on her honeymoon, and that's priceless.

by Gregory Amditis Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy.

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy.

by Marilyn Monroe Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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