Bart [Simpson] gets away with doing the things we all wish we could get away with.

Bart [Simpson] gets away with doing the things we all wish we could get away with.

One of the lessons I have learned is that clients understand the need for X-ray inspection, but sometimes have difficulty read more

One of the lessons I have learned is that clients understand the need for X-ray inspection, but sometimes have difficulty integrating the function into their operations. With the changeover to lead-free assemblies, the need for X-ray inspection services will become more critical, and so will the need for manufacturers to understand how to integrate these tools.

You don't hit a home run with a witness who has admittedly lied for years but all of a sudden, read more

You don't hit a home run with a witness who has admittedly lied for years but all of a sudden, because he has a get-out-of jail-free card, has changed his mind. If the prosecution thinks it hit a home run they're not going to last the full nine innings.

His heroism, patriotism and service to the country are something we all need to see as a role model.

His heroism, patriotism and service to the country are something we all need to see as a role model.

This is the only lighthouse we've ever read about or heard about that has tide pools designed for the handicapped, read more

This is the only lighthouse we've ever read about or heard about that has tide pools designed for the handicapped, where you can actually take a wheelchair, go down ramps and go into the Pacific Ocean and touch the urchins and the starfish. That really impressed us.

An HOV enforcement right in the middle of the HOV lanes is just asking for a backup. Enforcement is good, read more

An HOV enforcement right in the middle of the HOV lanes is just asking for a backup. Enforcement is good, but the way they enforced it this morning, I'm not sure the benefits outweighed the costs.

Understanding Religion is kind of like understanding a manual in German. I know it's important and I really need to read more

Understanding Religion is kind of like understanding a manual in German. I know it's important and I really need to figure it out, but it's just not happening!

[Vin Diesel] is the best kisser in the world, better than anyone else I've ever had. The most attractive thing read more

[Vin Diesel] is the best kisser in the world, better than anyone else I've ever had. The most attractive thing about Vin is his brain. That's his most attractive muscle.

No one ever attains very eminent success by simply doing what is required of him; it is the amount and read more

No one ever attains very eminent success by simply doing what is required of him; it is the amount and excellence of what is over and above the required, that determines the greatness of ultimate distinction