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    I wanted closure. And for him to thank me for being so loyal to him over the years. Instead he stood up and asked me if I wanted to see his penis.

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With Africa, we're talking about a nation battling through immense poverty and he can't quite get it together to sing read more

With Africa, we're talking about a nation battling through immense poverty and he can't quite get it together to sing a song. On that day he just seemed like an odd image

by Damon Albarn Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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There are only two kinds of scholars; those who love ideas and those who hate them.

There are only two kinds of scholars; those who love ideas and those who hate them.

by Emile Chartier Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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There are six people in the race. There are jumps, turns and rollers and some huge jumps.

There are six people in the race. There are jumps, turns and rollers and some huge jumps.

by James Abbott Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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If you were going to acquire Callaway, the best time to do it is when the executive suite is vacant.

If you were going to acquire Callaway, the best time to do it is when the executive suite is vacant.

by Casey Alexander Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The poultry environment in the first quarter was very challenging with prices for both boneless skin breast meat and leg read more

The poultry environment in the first quarter was very challenging with prices for both boneless skin breast meat and leg quarters near historic lows. Given the record amount of poultry in cold storage, we anticipate prices will remain under pressure for at least the next few weeks, if not months.

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I loved living and breathing theatre so much that I decided I had to find a way to bring my read more

I loved living and breathing theatre so much that I decided I had to find a way to bring my desire to act and my ability to support myself together. I'd run through the possibilities in Washington, so that meant moving to New York

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If Jesus Christ came back today, He and I would get into our brown corduroys and go to the nearest read more

If Jesus Christ came back today, He and I would get into our brown corduroys and go to the nearest jean store and overturn the racks of blue denim.

by Ian Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride read more

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense.

by Joseph Addison Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Most players on the team only have one or two years experience. Soccer and field hockey strategy as far as read more

Most players on the team only have one or two years experience. Soccer and field hockey strategy as far as field positioning is very similar. The only difference is that you're hitting the ball with a stick instead of your foot.

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