Don't take it personally. The nation's Guardian readers all just arrived at our incredibly right-on jobs and are wondering if read more

Don't take it personally. The nation's Guardian readers all just arrived at our incredibly right-on jobs and are wondering if drinking seven fair trade coffees in a row will make us feel better about third world debt. It's hard to get involved in a game between a porcine American and small, dull looking Belgian.

I've always written in a free, unencumbered way.

I've always written in a free, unencumbered way.

I hope that Aberdeen Airport will do everything possible to be a good neighbour.

I hope that Aberdeen Airport will do everything possible to be a good neighbour.

Every bonus point counts when you are trying to win it all.

Every bonus point counts when you are trying to win it all.

It will not be a cause for panic. It will not be a cause for people to stop hunting. It read more

It will not be a cause for panic. It will not be a cause for people to stop hunting. It will not be a cause for people to stop eating poultry.

and I have a hunch that [husband] Blake [Edwards] has got something up his sleeve.

and I have a hunch that [husband] Blake [Edwards] has got something up his sleeve.

Applause is the spur of noble minds, the end and aim of weak ones.

Applause is the spur of noble minds, the end and aim of weak ones.

A normal show would cost somebody to have a professional handler, about $75 a show. At Westminster, because the handlers read more

A normal show would cost somebody to have a professional handler, about $75 a show. At Westminster, because the handlers are all champions, the fees can more than double. Probably more like $200,

Ultimately, it will be much faster than it is now.

Ultimately, it will be much faster than it is now.