There are three schools of magic. One: State a tautology, then ring the changes on its corollaries; that's philosophy. Two: read more

There are three schools of magic. One: State a tautology, then ring the changes on its corollaries; that's philosophy. Two: Record many facts. Try to find a pattern. Then make a wrong guess at the next fact; that's science. Three: Be aware that you live.

You may shelve your Shakespearian plans for the present. I am going to play Peter Pan.

You may shelve your Shakespearian plans for the present. I am going to play Peter Pan.

I'm a crazy son of a bitch. Do you think I have time to care about what all the other read more

I'm a crazy son of a bitch. Do you think I have time to care about what all the other ass holes care? If they don't like us fine. We don't play for the people, we play because we have fun doing it.

It's an incredible serve, ... It's not a function of how fast it is. The trajectory is the main issue. read more

It's an incredible serve, ... It's not a function of how fast it is. The trajectory is the main issue. You're lunging, but then it's up. You're sort of diving, but then you can't reach it.

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.

He [Greenspan] is going to say we're not in a recession, but the risks are very, very high,

He [Greenspan] is going to say we're not in a recession, but the risks are very, very high,

We were within one offense touchdown in the first half. It was just a matter of them wearing us out; read more

We were within one offense touchdown in the first half. It was just a matter of them wearing us out; out-sized and out-speed.

The game just came to me, I just relaxed a little bit and let it come to me. I've been read more

The game just came to me, I just relaxed a little bit and let it come to me. I've been hearing from all of the coaches that I go in spurts and stops, so tonight I got it in my head to just dominate the game.

We used to say that Memorial Day started the season. Now, Presidents' Day is considered the start of the season.

We used to say that Memorial Day started the season. Now, Presidents' Day is considered the start of the season.