I started doing stand-up in college.

I started doing stand-up in college.

Early this afternoon, the National Police have detained five people,

Early this afternoon, the National Police have detained five people,

It gets to seem as if way back in the Garden of Eden after the Fall, Adam and Eve had read more

It gets to seem as if way back in the Garden of Eden after the Fall, Adam and Eve had begged the Lord to forgive them and He, in his boundless exasperation, had said, ''All right, then. Stay. Stay in the Garden. Get civilized. Procreate. Muck it up.'' And they did.

You know every reporter there will be looking for that statement. Out of every 50 statements there that are neutral read more

You know every reporter there will be looking for that statement. Out of every 50 statements there that are neutral the only ones you'll hear are the ones that are controversial or inappropriate.

In Toronto, the Maple Leaf emblem is as strong as the New York Yankees,

In Toronto, the Maple Leaf emblem is as strong as the New York Yankees,

This was a huge match for us. Getting league wins early in the season means we're moving in the right read more

This was a huge match for us. Getting league wins early in the season means we're moving in the right direction.

I've owned a lot of crap in my days -- rental houses and strip malls -- but we finally got read more

I've owned a lot of crap in my days -- rental houses and strip malls -- but we finally got this place, and it's worth all the crap.

Strategically, both are good fits.

Strategically, both are good fits.

Russian Communism is the illegitimate child of Karl Marx and Catherine the Great.

Russian Communism is the illegitimate child of Karl Marx and Catherine the Great.