I want the assurance from the government that my community will be safeguarded and they will be safe.

I want the assurance from the government that my community will be safeguarded and they will be safe.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

I passed a typing test and became a member of the staff of Rear Adm. Newton.

I passed a typing test and became a member of the staff of Rear Adm. Newton.

There is nothing worse than a brilliant image of a fuzzy concept.

There is nothing worse than a brilliant image of a fuzzy concept.

Am I the Irish comedian with half a finger? No, I'm the Irish comedian with nine and a half fingers.

Am I the Irish comedian with half a finger? No, I'm the Irish comedian with nine and a half fingers.

I think that there's this prejudice, that people that have a college education are more intelligent than people that don't.

I think that there's this prejudice, that people that have a college education are more intelligent than people that don't.

I think at that point we were aspiring to be a Led Zeppelin kind of a band where you could read more

I think at that point we were aspiring to be a Led Zeppelin kind of a band where you could pick up your acoustic instruments or you could go out and rock or you could play a country song. I love all those bands we got mentioned with, but it never felt like we fit into that group very well. So the fact that they're still saying, 'The band that survived grunge' is kind of funny.

I can't take a well-tanned person seriously

I can't take a well-tanned person seriously

Roger Maris lost his hair the season he hit sixty-one, I still have all my hair, but when it's over, read more

Roger Maris lost his hair the season he hit sixty-one, I still have all my hair, but when it's over, I'm going home to Mobile and fish for a long time.