The poem is sad because it wants to be yours, and cannot be.

The poem is sad because it wants to be yours, and cannot be.

Villagers do not think village cricket is funny.

Villagers do not think village cricket is funny.

At the end of my trial, I was rather hoping the judge would send me to Australia for the rest read more

At the end of my trial, I was rather hoping the judge would send me to Australia for the rest of my life.

If you weren't shooting, you were rehearsing lines or a song or pre-recording a song.

If you weren't shooting, you were rehearsing lines or a song or pre-recording a song.

Your pianos travel with you. So does your manager. You have no time for girls. Your manager sees to it read more

Your pianos travel with you. So does your manager. You have no time for girls. Your manager sees to it that no young predatory females get very far.

We felt relieved. These guys are professional. They've been playing in the big leagues for years and they're used to read more

We felt relieved. These guys are professional. They've been playing in the big leagues for years and they're used to ups and downs.

I wouldn't say I'm a very controlling person. For instance, when I talk to the actors, I don't tell them read more

I wouldn't say I'm a very controlling person. For instance, when I talk to the actors, I don't tell them exactly what I want because I want them to surprise me. I even encourage them to change some of the verses of the script if they need to.

I look at it when you do that as a form of eminent domain.

I look at it when you do that as a form of eminent domain.

What companies report now is less influential than what they say about future quarters.

What companies report now is less influential than what they say about future quarters.