There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't read more

There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't cook and will.

We'll be ready to play whether it's Monday or Saturday. We're still at home, so that's cool.

We'll be ready to play whether it's Monday or Saturday. We're still at home, so that's cool.

It is known that there are an infinte number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space read more

It is known that there are an infinte number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely products of a deranged imagination.

This was genuine fear - fear born of experience of a man that was mean and ugly, not crazy, but read more

This was genuine fear - fear born of experience of a man that was mean and ugly, not crazy, but mean and ugly.

My father is a man of impeccable character who has worked tirelessly for the United Nations for many years. His read more

My father is a man of impeccable character who has worked tirelessly for the United Nations for many years. His integrity is beyond reproach.

We're down 1-0 in a mini playoff series. We'll bounce back. We have to come out hungrier and with more read more

We're down 1-0 in a mini playoff series. We'll bounce back. We have to come out hungrier and with more hustle.

You're just sort of searching for this "thing" and sometimes you get it and sometimes you don't. All music is read more

You're just sort of searching for this "thing" and sometimes you get it and sometimes you don't. All music is imperfect, but in jazz since you're improvising, at least the way I play, I'm trying to follow my train of thought in a solo.

I look to rotate them because they are about the same in ability and all three are inexperienced.

I look to rotate them because they are about the same in ability and all three are inexperienced.

Law is a bottomless pit.

Law is a bottomless pit.