Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense

Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense

Th' newspaper does ivrything f'r us. It runs th' polis foorce an' th' banks, commands th' milishy, controls th'ligislachure, baptizes read more

Th' newspaper does ivrything f'r us. It runs th' polis foorce an' th' banks, commands th' milishy, controls th'ligislachure, baptizes th' young, marries th' foolish, comforts th' afflicted, afflicts th' comfortable, buries th' dead an' roasts thim aftherward. - "Mr. Dooley's Opinions", 1900.

I said, 'Mommy, this important news. This needs to get out. We ran it by the vice president and he read more

I said, 'Mommy, this important news. This needs to get out. We ran it by the vice president and he was very mindful of his role as a guest. He said something along the lines of, 'You all do whatever you are comfortable with.

Because of the Olympics, we decided the books had to have something to do with competition, teamwork and sportsmanship.

Because of the Olympics, we decided the books had to have something to do with competition, teamwork and sportsmanship.

We're back to 10 percent.

We're back to 10 percent.

It's nicer to have them chant your name than to do the opposite.

It's nicer to have them chant your name than to do the opposite.

We had our ups and downs this year like any season. But it ended so perfectly.

We had our ups and downs this year like any season. But it ended so perfectly.

People need to be careful with sparks. It doesn't take much to burn dead grass.

People need to be careful with sparks. It doesn't take much to burn dead grass.

Don't be afraid to fall flat on your face.

Don't be afraid to fall flat on your face.