We don't want to take ourselves too seriously. We're not like this gothic, brooding, sitting-around-with-wine-in-silver-goblets, kind of Hot Topic thing.

We don't want to take ourselves too seriously. We're not like this gothic, brooding, sitting-around-with-wine-in-silver-goblets, kind of Hot Topic thing.

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I read more

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.

There is no legal basis ... If this child came from anywhere else, he would have been home within 48 read more

There is no legal basis ... If this child came from anywhere else, he would have been home within 48 hours.

I think there are perhaps four playwrights of the 20th century that we could not have done without: Chekhov, Pirandello, read more

I think there are perhaps four playwrights of the 20th century that we could not have done without: Chekhov, Pirandello, Brecht and Beckett. If you've got those four, you've got the century covered.

New York has all that intense hatred and pain-just torture-where everything is 10 times as hard as it needs to read more

New York has all that intense hatred and pain-just torture-where everything is 10 times as hard as it needs to be, and everything is terribly important.

The speed on the water feels like 200 miles per hour.

The speed on the water feels like 200 miles per hour.

The Internet lets us do that for first time in the history of computers. It lets us, in effect, make read more

The Internet lets us do that for first time in the history of computers. It lets us, in effect, make them into one big parallel supercomputer.

People talk about it being so heavy, but right now it feels weightless around my neck.

People talk about it being so heavy, but right now it feels weightless around my neck.

I don't want what I am saying to sound like a prophecy or anything like an analysis of modern society... read more

I don't want what I am saying to sound like a prophecy or anything like an analysis of modern society... these are only feelings I have, and I am the least speculative man on earth.