The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty years later.

The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty years later.

We want to emphasize that a large earthquake such as 1906 is not just a San Francisco quake, but a read more

We want to emphasize that a large earthquake such as 1906 is not just a San Francisco quake, but a Northern California earthquake. Earthquakes greater than magnitude 7 are going to cause intense shaking over a large area everyone needs to be prepared.

When a sermon at length comes to an end, people rise and praise God, and they feel the same way read more

When a sermon at length comes to an end, people rise and praise God, and they feel the same way after many other speeches

I am very excited to be the head women's basketball coach at Beloit College, ... This is a great opportunity read more

I am very excited to be the head women's basketball coach at Beloit College, ... This is a great opportunity for me. I am looking forward to putting my stamp on the program. I am confident that I can and will be successful here.

That was a good baseball game. I thought everything about that game was good.

That was a good baseball game. I thought everything about that game was good.

It's a long way before this (race) is over.

It's a long way before this (race) is over.

This cat has been terrorizing people with cats. If you have a cat in your house this cat is trying read more

This cat has been terrorizing people with cats. If you have a cat in your house this cat is trying to get in your house.

City outreach teams have been working aggressively to convince these individuals to accept services. There's no question that we're dealing read more

City outreach teams have been working aggressively to convince these individuals to accept services. There's no question that we're dealing with a population that is difficult to engage, but we're making some headway and some of them are accepting services.

Finally I paid every bill. My plantation in Pennsylvania had been sold and nothing was left to me but my read more

Finally I paid every bill. My plantation in Pennsylvania had been sold and nothing was left to me but my humble talents.