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    On a royal birthday every house must fly a flag, or the owner would be dragged to a police station and be fined twenty-five rubles.

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Alcohol was involved, of course, and this is the sort of idea you generally expect will fade as sobriety returns, read more

Alcohol was involved, of course, and this is the sort of idea you generally expect will fade as sobriety returns, but the next day we both still loved the idea, ... We knew how much work it would be, but the more we thought about it, the more irresistible it seemed.

by Charles Ardai Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

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She's invaluable. Honestly, without having me being a literacy coach, there is no way we could run the program.

She's invaluable. Honestly, without having me being a literacy coach, there is no way we could run the program.

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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

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For some reason, I looked at her and realized how much I loved her.

For some reason, I looked at her and realized how much I loved her.

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It's going to take us three or four weeks to learn how to play under pressure. Even if you have read more

It's going to take us three or four weeks to learn how to play under pressure. Even if you have to wait till the last few minutes if you keep passing it around and don't give it away to easily then things will finally open up. When you start to relax and keep possession and wait for your opportunities goals will come.

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Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats.

Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats.

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Last year was the first time I actually participated in Halloween. I dressed up as a pimp, and my sister read more

Last year was the first time I actually participated in Halloween. I dressed up as a pimp, and my sister was my bitch. We had to walk down Sunset Boulevard because we couldn't get a ride to the party, and everyone was sticking their heads out of their cars and yelling at us. It was great.

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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.

The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.

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