Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

With stores being built all around you reducing your sales and reducing your profit, you've got very little chance of read more

With stores being built all around you reducing your sales and reducing your profit, you've got very little chance of working for 15 or 20 years and walking away with anything.

I've never been able to play defense in my life. I knew that from the first second on the floor, read more

I've never been able to play defense in my life. I knew that from the first second on the floor, I was going to be dominated on the defensive side.

To throw a young kid still unsure of himself into a situation like that, I didn't think that was fair read more

To throw a young kid still unsure of himself into a situation like that, I didn't think that was fair to anybody.

Justin reminds me of Jim Brown in that he's real lazy getting out of the huddle and getting to the read more

Justin reminds me of Jim Brown in that he's real lazy getting out of the huddle and getting to the line, then all of the sudden he's gone.

We'll have the problem of the cold and the state of the field, but I'm convinced we can win. Slovakia read more

We'll have the problem of the cold and the state of the field, but I'm convinced we can win. Slovakia is a good team. But when Spain does things right it's a powerful team.

This went from being a standard funeral to being an all-star game of American politics.

This went from being a standard funeral to being an all-star game of American politics.

I've owned a lot of crap in my days -- rental houses and strip malls -- but we finally got read more

I've owned a lot of crap in my days -- rental houses and strip malls -- but we finally got this place, and it's worth all the crap.

We're not earthly beings any more... we're cosmic beings.

We're not earthly beings any more... we're cosmic beings.