My brother wouldn't let me just throw it back to him. He taught me how to long snap, and he read more

My brother wouldn't let me just throw it back to him. He taught me how to long snap, and he told me I had to snap the ball back to him every time.

Every writer, to some extent, writes about himself.

Every writer, to some extent, writes about himself.

I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky.

I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky.

if you are married, there exists no comfort in being intelligent.

if you are married, there exists no comfort in being intelligent.

It is clear that the revenue environment is stronger than anticipated and consensus upgrades are likely today.

It is clear that the revenue environment is stronger than anticipated and consensus upgrades are likely today.

I'm hoping to get track-side for that one. It's equivalent to being next to your favorite baseball payer or Barry read more

I'm hoping to get track-side for that one. It's equivalent to being next to your favorite baseball payer or Barry Bonds, in the presence of legends.

[That, she said, was because, while Baton Rouge escaped most of the damage suffered by the Big Easy, it was read more

[That, she said, was because, while Baton Rouge escaped most of the damage suffered by the Big Easy, it was a primary evacuation point for residents from the more southerly parishes -- counties -- of Louisiana.] So there were more people, ... and so there was more crime.

Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.

Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.

The whole world thinks I'm a slut and a whore. That's what I'm going to have to cope with for read more

The whole world thinks I'm a slut and a whore. That's what I'm going to have to cope with for the rest of my life.