They said, 'oh, the office is backed up with some paperwork.'

They said, 'oh, the office is backed up with some paperwork.'

I have to go someplace where I can soak myself in a creative atmosphere.

I have to go someplace where I can soak myself in a creative atmosphere.

We are the wronged party in this action, and on behalf of the 50,000 people who signed these petitions, we read more

We are the wronged party in this action, and on behalf of the 50,000 people who signed these petitions, we need an answer.

I was going to go I think to the Kansas vs. Texas game, but I don't know. My head coach read more

I was going to go I think to the Kansas vs. Texas game, but I don't know. My head coach and AAU coach need to work that out.

We're not turning our backs on them. We've done a very good job helping them find work. We can't guarantee read more

We're not turning our backs on them. We've done a very good job helping them find work. We can't guarantee 100 percent employment.

What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't read more

What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer.

They work their way down the line and everything is made to the customer's specifications.

They work their way down the line and everything is made to the customer's specifications.

Every eight minutes, someone has sex with an animal...and you wonder why the attack you. Because of that man, and read more

Every eight minutes, someone has sex with an animal...and you wonder why the attack you. Because of that man, and its up to me and a half mexican to stop him!

We thought it was safe over here.

We thought it was safe over here.