You cannot strike out in your first major-league at-bat.

You cannot strike out in your first major-league at-bat.

I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.

I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.

We, who know that the Territories are not a part of Israel, and that all settlements are bound to be read more

We, who know that the Territories are not a part of Israel, and that all settlements are bound to be evacuated, hereby declare that we shall not continue to fight this War of the Settlements. We shall not continue to fight beyond the 1967 borders in order to dominate, expel, starve and humiliate an entire people... We shall continue serving the Israel Defense Force in any mission that serves Israel's defense.

Pitchers today are only expected to pitch into the sixth inning. I read where a pitcher pitched deep into the read more

Pitchers today are only expected to pitch into the sixth inning. I read where a pitcher pitched deep into the sixth inning. Isn't that something? Deep into the sixth inning.

The character came out of rehearsal.

The character came out of rehearsal.

No wonder people are so horrible when they start life as children.

No wonder people are so horrible when they start life as children.

The first half she was struggling but when she turns a corner or hits a shot or steps up and read more

The first half she was struggling but when she turns a corner or hits a shot or steps up and hits a play then it kind of opens things up. Her and Brittney are both the motor that makes us go. So they've got to do well and they both played real composed in the second half and real strong for us.

Didn't the lion of Islam, the Mujahid Shaykh Osama bin Laden, may Allah protect him, offer you a truce so read more

Didn't the lion of Islam, the Mujahid Shaykh Osama bin Laden, may Allah protect him, offer you a truce so that you might depart from the Islamic lands? But you were obstinate and were led by arrogance to more crime and your foreign secretary, Jack Straw, said these proposals deserve to be met with contempt.

It's been an interesting group. Most days we start seven or eight freshmen. They've handled situations pretty well, and we read more

It's been an interesting group. Most days we start seven or eight freshmen. They've handled situations pretty well, and we also have pretty good leadership from our sophomore class.