I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.

I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.

Obviously, their speed up front was something we weren't ready for.

Obviously, their speed up front was something we weren't ready for.

A substantial number of beneficiaries are already enrolled, but a lot turns on what those who are on the fence read more

A substantial number of beneficiaries are already enrolled, but a lot turns on what those who are on the fence decide to do between now and May 15. If they stay out for now, some could face financial penalties down the road if they later change their mind.

We want to see children before anyone commits a crime.

We want to see children before anyone commits a crime.

The Democratic Party is on the move across the country. Voters are responding to our message of progress and fiscal read more

The Democratic Party is on the move across the country. Voters are responding to our message of progress and fiscal responsibility.

I think it's all about wearing horizontal stripes in the right way. I think it's a reality that bigger horizontal read more

I think it's all about wearing horizontal stripes in the right way. I think it's a reality that bigger horizontal stripes don't flatter bigger body types. I think that thinner stripes are certainly more flattering.

Your Highness, we are at a critical juncture in our nation's history. The disruption of our oil supply was the read more

Your Highness, we are at a critical juncture in our nation's history. The disruption of our oil supply was the final straw. It wrecked the economy. Japan is in ruins; millions are out of work. We must repair the damage and ensure it never happens again.

We are not going to bypass them because of a small inconvenience.

We are not going to bypass them because of a small inconvenience.

The hottest red carpet looks are going to be swept off the face. Or a little slung bun or sexy read more

The hottest red carpet looks are going to be swept off the face. Or a little slung bun or sexy pony tail. But definitely dressed up with some hot jewels.