You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.

You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

I had reports from farmers that they had seen baby snakes and their mothers out together and I thought, this read more

I had reports from farmers that they had seen baby snakes and their mothers out together and I thought, this is crazy.

I can't make a decision right now. I'm going to wait until next Monday. I want to know how I read more

I can't make a decision right now. I'm going to wait until next Monday. I want to know how I feel tomorrow. I don't feel any pain or anything.

We are always concerned about same-old, same-old.

We are always concerned about same-old, same-old.

They shot the lights out. I'll give them credit, and they pressured us really, really well. They were very good read more

They shot the lights out. I'll give them credit, and they pressured us really, really well. They were very good defensively, and they frustrated us on our opportunities with the ball.

The e-mails are primarily angry that this could happen; that's the most common theme.

The e-mails are primarily angry that this could happen; that's the most common theme.

The glacier was God's great plough set at work ages ago to grind, furrow, and knead over, as it were, read more

The glacier was God's great plough set at work ages ago to grind, furrow, and knead over, as it were, the surface of the earth.

I told them not to give the game away. I told them that if they wanted to win, go out read more

I told them not to give the game away. I told them that if they wanted to win, go out and take and not give anything away.