Wagner's music is better than it sounds.

Wagner's music is better than it sounds.

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable.

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable.

Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.

Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.

Music is the only sensual pleasure without vice.

Music is the only sensual pleasure without vice.

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing.

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing.

Composers shouldn't think too much -- it interferes with their plagiarism.

Composers shouldn't think too much -- it interferes with their plagiarism.

Work is a four-letter word.

Work is a four-letter word.

Music was invented to confirm human loneliness.

Music was invented to confirm human loneliness.

Music is the universal language of mankind.

Music is the universal language of mankind.