I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis, and I don't deserve that, either.

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis, and I don't deserve that, either.

It is an immense loss to have all robust and sustaining expletives refined away from one! At. moments of trial read more

It is an immense loss to have all robust and sustaining expletives refined away from one! At. moments of trial refinement is a feeble reed to lean upon.

Men worry over the great number of diseases, while doctors worry over the scarcity of effective remedies.

Men worry over the great number of diseases, while doctors worry over the scarcity of effective remedies.

Lying is an indispensable part of making life tolerable.

Lying is an indispensable part of making life tolerable.

The long term versus the short term argument is one used by losers.

The long term versus the short term argument is one used by losers.

There is no arguing with him, for if his pistol misses fire, he knocks you down with the butt end read more

There is no arguing with him, for if his pistol misses fire, he knocks you down with the butt end of it.

Dangers bring fears, and fears more dangers bring.

Dangers bring fears, and fears more dangers bring.

Anger is never without an argument, but seldom with a good one.

Anger is never without an argument, but seldom with a good one.

Fear not those who argue but those who dodge.

Fear not those who argue but those who dodge.