I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

Dogmation is puppyism come to its full growth.

Dogmation is puppyism come to its full growth.

The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that read more

The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.

It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!

It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!

All men do not, in fine, admire or love the same thing.

All men do not, in fine, admire or love the same thing.

Opinion has caused more trouble on this little earth than plagues or earthquakes.

Opinion has caused more trouble on this little earth than plagues or earthquakes.

Men are only as loyal as their options.

Men are only as loyal as their options.

A fellow can't keep people from having a bad opinion of him, but he can keep them from being right read more

A fellow can't keep people from having a bad opinion of him, but he can keep them from being right about it.

I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them

I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them