What is important in life is life, and not the result of life.

What is important in life is life, and not the result of life.

Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.

Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.

You'll come to learn a great deal if you study the Insignificant in depth.

You'll come to learn a great deal if you study the Insignificant in depth.

Minds are like parachutes; they work best when open.

Minds are like parachutes; they work best when open.

Sometimes I go about in pity for myself, and all the while a great wind is bearing me across the read more

Sometimes I go about in pity for myself, and all the while a great wind is bearing me across the sky.

Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.

Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.

There is no more difficult art to acquire than the art of observation, and for some men it is quite read more

There is no more difficult art to acquire than the art of observation, and for some men it is quite as difficult to record an observation in brief and plain language. - Aphorisms from His Bedside Teachings and Writings.

To linger in the observation of things other than the self implies a profound conviction of their worth. - My read more

To linger in the observation of things other than the self implies a profound conviction of their worth. - My Friends the Senses.

the tragic or the humorous is a matter of perspective

the tragic or the humorous is a matter of perspective