I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. It is the only read more

I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. It is the only pleasure I have left.

The worst of work nowadays is what happens to people when they cease to work.

The worst of work nowadays is what happens to people when they cease to work.

Don't think of retiring from the world until the world will be sorry that you retire. I hate a fellow read more

Don't think of retiring from the world until the world will be sorry that you retire. I hate a fellow whom pride or cowardice or laziness drive into a corner, and who does nothing when he is there but sit and growl. Let him come out as I do, and bark.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

Nothing is more usual than the sight of old people who yearn for retirement: and nothing is so rare than read more

Nothing is more usual than the sight of old people who yearn for retirement: and nothing is so rare than those who have retired and do not regret it

Love prefers twilight to daylight.

Love prefers twilight to daylight.

There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.

There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.

I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.

I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.