I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that.

You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that.

Don't park in the spaces marked, "Reserved for Umpires.".

Don't park in the spaces marked, "Reserved for Umpires.".

They can't fire me because my family buys too many tickets.

They can't fire me because my family buys too many tickets.

If you aren't playing well, the game isn't as much fun. When that happens I tell myself just to go read more

If you aren't playing well, the game isn't as much fun. When that happens I tell myself just to go out and play as I did when I was a kid.

Boxing has become America's tragic theater.

Boxing has become America's tragic theater.

Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, disregard of all read more

Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, disregard of all rules and sadistic pleasure in witnessing violence. In other words, it is war minus the shooting.

Sports is the toy department of human life.

Sports is the toy department of human life.

Adversity causes some men to break; others to break records.

Adversity causes some men to break; others to break records.