I'm old enough to know better, but still too young to care.

I'm old enough to know better, but still too young to care.

There are only two things a child will share willingly: communicable diseases and his mother's age.

There are only two things a child will share willingly: communicable diseases and his mother's age.

A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic.

A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic.

Better to be driven out from among men than to be disliked of children.

Better to be driven out from among men than to be disliked of children.

A young man's ambition is to get along in the world and make a place for himself-half your life goes read more

A young man's ambition is to get along in the world and make a place for himself-half your life goes that way, till you're 45 or 50. Then, if you're lucky, you make terms with life, you get released. -Robert Penn Warren.

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.

The child is father of the man.

The child is father of the man.

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snow-blower, read more

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snow-blower, or vacuum cleaner.

Let a man turn to his own childhood -- no further -- if he will renew his sense of remoteness, read more

Let a man turn to his own childhood -- no further -- if he will renew his sense of remoteness, and of the mystery of change.