If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair. If this doesn't work, use the other side of read more

If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair. If this doesn't work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child.

Better to be driven out from among men than to be disliked of children.

Better to be driven out from among men than to be disliked of children.

Behold, I was shapened in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me. [Psalms 51:5].

Behold, I was shapened in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me. [Psalms 51:5].

We've had bad luck with our kids--they've all grown up.

We've had bad luck with our kids--they've all grown up.

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.

I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll read more

I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.

There is no sinner like a young saint.

There is no sinner like a young saint.

Freeze-Frame -Doc Childre.

Freeze-Frame -Doc Childre.

Childhood sometimes does pay a second visit to man; youth never.

Childhood sometimes does pay a second visit to man; youth never.