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If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair. If this doesn't work, use the other side of read more
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair. If this doesn't work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child.
If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
Give me a child for the first seven years, and you may do what you like with him afterwards.
Give me a child for the first seven years, and you may do what you like with him afterwards.
Freeze-Frame -Doc Childre.
Freeze-Frame -Doc Childre.
There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it.
There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it.
But childhood prolonged, cannot remain a fairyland. It becomes a hell.
But childhood prolonged, cannot remain a fairyland. It becomes a hell.
We've had bad luck with our kids--they've all grown up.
We've had bad luck with our kids--they've all grown up.
I like trying [to get pregnant]. I'm not so sure about childbirth.
I like trying [to get pregnant]. I'm not so sure about childbirth.
Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.
Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.