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What's in Spam?
nostrils brains?and eyes
intestinal linings and uteri?
anything swept from the slaughterhouse floor?
except the blood already read more

What's in Spam?
nostrils brains?and eyes
intestinal linings and uteri?
anything swept from the slaughterhouse floor?
except the blood already out the door
Spam comes from offal
Spam smells... awful
from murdering pigs Hormel makes Spam
from butchering pigs Hormel makes ham.

by O Anna Niemus Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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We always weaken whatever we exaggerate.
[Fr., On affaiblit toujours tout ce qu'on exagere.]

We always weaken whatever we exaggerate.
[Fr., On affaiblit toujours tout ce qu'on exagere.]

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A weak mind is like a microscope, which magnifies trifling things but cannot receive great ones.

A weak mind is like a microscope, which magnifies trifling things but cannot receive great ones.

by Lord Chesterfield Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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Amiable weakness of human nature.

Amiable weakness of human nature.

by Edward Gibbon Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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The weakest goeth to the wall.

The weakest goeth to the wall.

by Unattributed Author Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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Amiable weakness.

Amiable weakness.

by Henry Fielding Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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Man's biological weakness is the condition of human culture.

Man's biological weakness is the condition of human culture.

by Erich Fromm Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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Even the weakest is thrust to the wall.

Even the weakest is thrust to the wall.

by John Scogin Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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Weakness to be wroth with weakness! woman's pleasure, woman's
pain--
Nature made them blinder motions bounded in a read more

Weakness to be wroth with weakness! woman's pleasure, woman's
pain--
Nature made them blinder motions bounded in a shallower brain.

by Lord Alfred Tennyson Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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