All weddings, except those with shotguns in evidence, are wonderful.

All weddings, except those with shotguns in evidence, are wonderful.

I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well

I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.

The woman cries before the wedding; the man afterward.

The woman cries before the wedding; the man afterward.

Beat your wife on the wedding day, and your married life will be happy

Beat your wife on the wedding day, and your married life will be happy