History is always written wrong, and so always needs to be rewritten.

History is always written wrong, and so always needs to be rewritten.

Unhappy the land that is in need of heroes.

Unhappy the land that is in need of heroes.

History would be wonderful thing - if it were only true.

History would be wonderful thing - if it were only true.

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: read more

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim.".

History is the essence of innumerable Biographies.

History is the essence of innumerable Biographies.

The three-martini lunch is the epitome of American efficiency. Where else can you get an earful, a bellyful and a read more

The three-martini lunch is the epitome of American efficiency. Where else can you get an earful, a bellyful and a snootful at the same time?

History knows no resting place and no plateaus.

History knows no resting place and no plateaus.

History shows that there are no invincible armies.

History shows that there are no invincible armies.

Dad, I'm in some trouble. There's been an accident and you're going to hear all sorts of things about me read more

Dad, I'm in some trouble. There's been an accident and you're going to hear all sorts of things about me from now on. Terrible things.