How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.

How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.

There cannot be a God because if there were one, I could not believe that I was not He.

There cannot be a God because if there were one, I could not believe that I was not He.

God is not a cosmic bell-boy for whom we can press a button to get things done.

God is not a cosmic bell-boy for whom we can press a button to get things done.

Then Paul stood in the midst of Mars' hill, and said, Ye men of
Athens, I perceive that in read more

Then Paul stood in the midst of Mars' hill, and said, Ye men of
Athens, I perceive that in all things ye are too superstitious.
For as I passed by, and beheld your devotions, I found an altar
with this inscription, TO THE UNKNOWN GOD. Whom therefore ye
ignorantly worship, him declare I unto you.

God, as some cynic has said, is always on the side which has the best football coach.

God, as some cynic has said, is always on the side which has the best football coach.

God sleeps in the minerals, awakens in plants, walks in animals, and thinks in man.

God sleeps in the minerals, awakens in plants, walks in animals, and thinks in man.

One reason God created time was so that there would be a place to bury the failures of the past.

One reason God created time was so that there would be a place to bury the failures of the past.

You cannot believe in God until you believe in yourself.

You cannot believe in God until you believe in yourself.

I know God won't give me anything I can't handle;I just wish he didn't trust me so much.

I know God won't give me anything I can't handle;I just wish he didn't trust me so much.