Lord, what fools these mortals be.

Lord, what fools these mortals be.

Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.

Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart.

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart.

He who lives without folly isn't so wise as he thinks.

He who lives without folly isn't so wise as he thinks.

Wise people talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.

Wise people talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool then to speak out and remove all doubt.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool then to speak out and remove all doubt.

Colleges don't make fools, they only develop them.

Colleges don't make fools, they only develop them.

What a fool does in the end, the wise do in the beginning.

What a fool does in the end, the wise do in the beginning.

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.