I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

The great question - which I have not been able to answer - is: "What does a woman want?"

The great question - which I have not been able to answer - is: "What does a woman want?"

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Relegating women to second-class citizenship was abolished when Jesus died on the cross.

Relegating women to second-class citizenship was abolished when Jesus died on the cross.

The more education a woman has, the wider the gap between men's and women's earnings for the same work.

The more education a woman has, the wider the gap between men's and women's earnings for the same work.

I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.

I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.

A woman will doubt everything you say except it be compliments to herself.

A woman will doubt everything you say except it be compliments to herself.

Look for the woman in the dress. If there is no woman, there is no dress.

Look for the woman in the dress. If there is no woman, there is no dress.

The woman who can create her own job is the woman who will win fame and fortune.

The woman who can create her own job is the woman who will win fame and fortune.