I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you read more

I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'

Nothing is more pleasurable than to sit in the shade, sip gin and contemplate other people's adulteries, and while the read more

Nothing is more pleasurable than to sit in the shade, sip gin and contemplate other people's adulteries, and while the wormy apple of marriage still lives, the novel will not die.

You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.

You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.

Women react differently: a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her husband will kill his mistress; an Italian will read more

Women react differently: a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her husband will kill his mistress; an Italian will kill her husband; a Spaniard will kill both; and a German will kill herself.

Where there's Marriage without Love, there will be Love without Marriage.

Where there's Marriage without Love, there will be Love without Marriage.

It's ok for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly

It's ok for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly

Four things does a reckless man gain who covets his neighbor's wife - demerit, an uncomfortable bed, thirdly, punishment, and read more

Four things does a reckless man gain who covets his neighbor's wife - demerit, an uncomfortable bed, thirdly, punishment, and lastly, hell.

Gambling, eating meat, wine- bibbing, adultery, hunting, thieving, debauchery - these seven things in this world lead to the hells.

Gambling, eating meat, wine- bibbing, adultery, hunting, thieving, debauchery - these seven things in this world lead to the hells.

Adultery usually follows a law of diminishing returns.

Adultery usually follows a law of diminishing returns.