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While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.
While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
My home is not a place, it is people.
My home is not a place, it is people.
People who count their chickens before they are hatched, act very wisely, because chickens run about so absurdly that it read more
People who count their chickens before they are hatched, act very wisely, because chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them accurately
A good thing to remember is somebody's got it a lot worse than we do.
A good thing to remember is somebody's got it a lot worse than we do.
The things we hate about ourselves aren't more real than things we like about ourselves.
The things we hate about ourselves aren't more real than things we like about ourselves.
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them
Every once in a while, something happens to you that makes you realise that the human race is not quite read more
Every once in a while, something happens to you that makes you realise that the human race is not quite as bad as it so often seems to be.
Wouldn't it be great if people could get to live suddenly as often as they die suddenly?
Wouldn't it be great if people could get to live suddenly as often as they die suddenly?