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My birthday is a day when all I want is to bask in the love of my family and rarely read more
My birthday is a day when all I want is to bask in the love of my family and rarely accept offers for concerts and shows if they are to be held on this day.
It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been.
I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been.
I'm actually a perpetual 13-year-old. I've never advanced beyond 13. Every day, tomorrow is my 14th birthday. That's my kind read more
I'm actually a perpetual 13-year-old. I've never advanced beyond 13. Every day, tomorrow is my 14th birthday. That's my kind of humor.
I've raced on all seven continents at least twice. I've probably run thousands of races. But the single race that read more
I've raced on all seven continents at least twice. I've probably run thousands of races. But the single race that I'm most proud is a 10K. Yes, a 10K. I ran it with my daughter on her 10th birthday.
There are two great days in a person\'s life - the day we are born and the day we discover read more
There are two great days in a person\'s life - the day we are born and the day we discover why.
I was standing right behind Marilyn, completely invisible, when she sang 'Happy birthday, Mr. President.' And indeed, the corny thing read more
I was standing right behind Marilyn, completely invisible, when she sang 'Happy birthday, Mr. President.' And indeed, the corny thing happened: Her dress split for my benefit, and there was Marilyn, and yes, indeed, she didn't wear any underwear.
My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday.
My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday.
Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!
Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!
