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I was standing right behind Marilyn, completely invisible, when she sang 'Happy birthday, Mr. President.' And indeed, the corny thing read more
I was standing right behind Marilyn, completely invisible, when she sang 'Happy birthday, Mr. President.' And indeed, the corny thing happened: Her dress split for my benefit, and there was Marilyn, and yes, indeed, she didn't wear any underwear.
I've raced on all seven continents at least twice. I've probably run thousands of races. But the single race that read more
I've raced on all seven continents at least twice. I've probably run thousands of races. But the single race that I'm most proud is a 10K. Yes, a 10K. I ran it with my daughter on her 10th birthday.
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
I'm actually a perpetual 13-year-old. I've never advanced beyond 13. Every day, tomorrow is my 14th birthday. That's my kind read more
I'm actually a perpetual 13-year-old. I've never advanced beyond 13. Every day, tomorrow is my 14th birthday. That's my kind of humor.
My birthday is a day when all I want is to bask in the love of my family and rarely read more
My birthday is a day when all I want is to bask in the love of my family and rarely accept offers for concerts and shows if they are to be held on this day.
I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most read more
I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.
I'm an avid shoe fan. I got my first pair of Louboutins as a birthday gift from Jami Gertz.
I'm an avid shoe fan. I got my first pair of Louboutins as a birthday gift from Jami Gertz.
There are two great days in a person\'s life - the day we are born and the day we discover read more
There are two great days in a person\'s life - the day we are born and the day we discover why.
It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.