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Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
Living in the past has one thing in its favor - it's cheaper.
Living in the past has one thing in its favor - it's cheaper.
Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window.
Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window.
If you haven't all the things you want, be grateful for the things you don't have that you wouldn't want.
If you haven't all the things you want, be grateful for the things you don't have that you wouldn't want.
The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing.
The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing.
You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.
You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.
Quiet is what home would be without children.
Quiet is what home would be without children.
Maturity is the time of life when, if you had the time, you'd have the time of your life.
Maturity is the time of life when, if you had the time, you'd have the time of your life.
Business is a lot like a game of tennis — those who serve well usually end up winning
Business is a lot like a game of tennis — those who serve well usually end up winning
The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
